Dollhouse Dude Upgrades to Mobile Home
The Dollhouse Dude we made famous outside Britney Spears' custody hearing has a new ride, making him officially hell on wheels. 
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Amy's Baggage Unleashed on Lady's Face
People need to learn to stay a stone's throw away from the constantly raging Amy Winehouse -- or in this case, a glass bottle and a handbag away from her.
On one of her usual drama filled strolls through the streets of London, Wino smashed a glass bottle at the feet of some passing paps, then socked some woman in the face with her handbag when the lady tried to confront her. Remember to keep your distance, people.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse, Drunks, Fights
Fake Show, Real Boobs, Questionable Dad
Michael Lohan in NYC looked to make a few things clear -- his daughter Ali's boob job is bogus and that stingy paternity test is still pending.
But the best news -- Michael says he hasn't been approached to be in the second season of "Living Lohan." Which hopefully means -- we will never see a second season of "Living Lohan."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Lindsay Lohan
Sleazy Has a New Name
So you just get the news that a really good friend of yours has died. You walk into a room for privacy. What to do? Grieve? Reflect? No, if you're the star of Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing," you get on the horn to score the listing on the dead guy's home.
Josh Flagg, the punk who was just busted for allegedly stealing expensive paintings from the estates he was selling, is one of the show's stars. In the first episode of season two, Josh's pal, legendary Hollywood publicist Jay Bernstein, had just passed away. That's when Josh did what he does best ... operate without soul.
And under the category "takes one to know one" -- during another part of the show, Josh and his pal, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, talked about faking their own deaths to see who would show up to the funerals, so they could judge who their "real friends" are.
We're guessing a phone booth could more than handle the guests.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, TV
Calling All Train Wrecks -- Bret Wants YOU!
You'd think auditions in the Hamptons would bring out classier ladies for the third season of Bret Michael's trashtastic reality show "Rock of Love."
Think again.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Reality TV
Jordan & Peter: The Boobs Have Landed
Most people come to the U.S. and pick up a few souvenirs -- Jordan plans on leaving a few behind.
The Britwreck and her hubby, Peter Andre, arrived at LAX yesterday to a paparazzi reception fit for a queen. She told photogs she's in the States to get a breast reduction. For once, we might be sad to see her leave.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Shellshock to VH1: I Pay For My Own Drugs
After falling face first off the wagon and leaving the show -- Crazytown front man Shifty Shellshock has regained residence to the "Sober Living" house.
Shifty's rep says he's apologized to his family, friends and fans after -- as we first reported -- he bailed out of the "Sober Living" house last weekend and went on a major bender. Shell's rep also wants to make one thing clear: He didn't use the check from VH1 to fund his habits.
We're told production fully supports his return -- because he obviously provides the entertainment needed for this trainwreck of a show!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Amy's Home: Don't Eat the Cherry Snowcones!
We have been chronicling the paraphernalia carted inside Amy Weinhouse's house in the last week or so, and it would appear she'll be opening a freak shop on Hollywood Blvd...stat. The combo of blood and slush puppy machine is just plain scary...we're just sayin'.....
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
Shauna Sand Works Hard for the Money
Shauna Sand was showing off her new job on the street corners of L.A. last night ... a spokesmodeling gig for San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino! Think Vegas, minus everything.
She looks pretty good in the ads, likely because the pictures were taken years, and a few enhancements, ago.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Ignoring Trends, Tara Reid Stays Straight
Tara Reid isn't looking to become the next LezLo -- which is good for lesbians, but a shame for her. Switch-hitting is the one thing that might make the 32-year-old star-turned-train wreck relevant again.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video
You Don't See THIS On Broadway...
Move over Naked Cowboy. There's a new sheriff in Crazy Town. What's really impressive isn't that this cross-dresser got down for five minutes in Times Square, hanging off a traffic light, but that he did it in heels.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Amy Winehouse -- Type O Personality
After being released from the hospital for a reaction to medication on Tuesday, Amy Winehouse received a special delivery to her London home -- urgent blood!
A popwreck can't live on Jack Daniels and cigarettes alone.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Janice Shows Where Many Have Gone Before
We're not sure what's tackier -- Janice Dickinson deep throating our camera or making a joke about running someone over in front of her publicist Lizzie Grubman.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Amy Winehouse: A Jack of All Junkies
Amy Winehouse had no answers for the pappers outside her loft -- until it came to the Jack Daniel's she had in her hand!
With rumors swirling that she put Jack Daniel's in her inhaler -- the lovely trainwreck singer had only one thing to say.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Amy Winehouse
Scott Storch: No Roof to Cover His Poor Head
Deadbeat beat-maker Scott Storch could be homeless just about any time -- if he's even in the country.
Storch has gone completely MIA, our sources say, and we definitely don't mean he's in Miami: SunTrust Bank is trying to foreclose on Scott's $10 million home in South Florida, according to Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post. He hasn't made monthly payments for most of the year, even though he borrowed $170K from pals.
And it's not just the bank that's after him: An electric company and a security system have liens out on the house as well.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
