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Boy Band svengali Lou Pearlman is auctioning off a few of his belongings on eBay. He needs the cash as he just pleaded guilty to federal bank fraud charges and has agreed to repay victims of his $300 million Ponzi scheme.

Included in his list of treasures are: (and we swear we're not making this up) his business degree from Century University (sounds prestigious!); a picture of fat Lou in front of The Original Pancake House; laser discs (or shiny Frisbees); as well as a framed invitation to the Bush/Quayle inauguration of 1989 - otherwise known as the illest party of the '80s.

If you want to partake in any of Pearlman's gems, you better hurry, the auction closes in five days!

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1. LA DE FREAKIN DA

Posted at 8:22PM on Mar 4th 2008 by john doe

2. So this is the guy who brought us Backstreet Boys and NSYNC eh? He deserves to go to jail.

Posted at 8:25PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

3. a couple questions:
1) is that aaron carter in the first pic? (lmao)
2) in the 5th pic that looks like the backstreet boys, but those could be more of this sicko's rape victims
3)who is that? his whorehouse?
and finally
4) that's obviously an n'stink drawing, timberlake and lance gayass look like gay prostitutes.

Posted at 8:28PM on Mar 4th 2008 by mook

4. Sthooooper dooper! Put me in coach!

Posted at 8:33PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Where do I sign up?

5. Harvey this is your chance. Think of all the dream photos and underpants Lou has hidden away.

Posted at 8:38PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Lana Caine

6. Of course, He would be a Republican!

Posted at 8:40PM on Mar 4th 2008 by key

7. that fat loser scares me. i hope no one bids. click on my name for free hot pics - way hotter than fat lou!

Posted at 8:42PM on Mar 4th 2008 by hot blonde

8. I googled the oh-so-prestigious Century University.. and even though it's a certificate program for bachelors, master's and doctorate's... it doesn't look legit at all. "Get your doctorate in 10 easy courses while you study at home!" C'mon. What a fake.

Posted at 11:11PM on Mar 4th 2008 by DV

9. Click on Richkiss.com if you want your computer to be infected with a virus

Posted at 8:56PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Richkiss.com has a virus on it

10. It says in the auction listing that these were obtained from the Lou Pearlman auction in Florida... So it's not actually him putting his stuff on ebay

Or maybe I read that wrong

omg why do I give a s**t.

His "contribution" to "music" in the late 90s is why even today mainstream music sucks. A horrific domino effect that will never go away. blech

Posted at 9:00PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Princess Vespa

11. Lou Pearlman is a perv that likes little boys!

Posted at 10:19PM on Mar 4th 2008 by ♥Jenna♥

12. I'm glad that pedophile piece of crap no longer lives near me.........

Posted at 10:26PM on Mar 4th 2008 by FlBiker

13.
Uh, Aaron Carter, if you slept with him - surely you will hump with me ?

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Sky mattress

14. HEY JENNA HOW DID YOU MAKE THOSE HEARTS IN YOUR POST? CAN YOU MAKE OTHER ONES, TOO? THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

Posted at 3:46AM on Mar 5th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

15. As usual TMZ has the story incorrect. These items originally auctioned by Lou Pearlman auction set for June 12 2007. The company which was the high bidder is looking to break the items up into seperate lots and list them on fleabay.

Posted at 5:41AM on Mar 5th 2008 by chas

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