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Joker's Wild: Kelly, Leona and Heidi

Posted Nov 15th 2007 2:59PM by TMZ Staff

There's a new face of evil in Gotham City!

While Heath Ledger is stepping into Jack Nicholson's clown shoes to play The Joker in the upcoming Batman sequel, "The Dark Knight," TMZ would like to throw in a few names to be considered for any future incarnations.

Kelly Osbourne, the late Leona Helmsley (through the magic of CGI) and former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss all have the chops for the part!

We're just sayin'!

Tags: Heidi Fleiss, HeidiFleiss, Kelly Osbourne, KellyOsbourne, Leona Helmsley, LeonaHelmsley

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46. Yo #36, YOU need to pop a Vicodin. Maybe a couple of Xanax too.

Posted at 6:50PM on Nov 15th 2007 by celebs_hiding_in_rehab

47. omg kelly you are so damn nasty i swear and by the way girl bleach them teeth!!!

Posted at 10:12AM on Nov 18th 2007 by kate

48. I vote to add Calista Flockhart to the list!

Posted at 7:50PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Mel

49. I've never understood how anyone would touch Heidi Flooze. She's a three-bagger, bag for her head, bag for the unfortunate guy who's doin' her and a bag for anyone who happens to walk into the room, cuz'..damn!

Posted at 8:00PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Phillip

50. Kelly - pretty, but the red gash lipstick has to go. Tone it down a bit, wear regular clothes and she's cute.

Fleiss - 3 things:
1) broken nose. (Broken at least twice. Bad dates, Heidi?
2) had surgery to repair the breaks. Didn't work. Looks like the back end of a horse.
3) Too much cocaine - all the cartilage has been eaten away. Same thing happened to John Lennon's nose.

Who'd screw that mess? She looks like a used up old whore. Wait - never mind. Double ick.

Leona Helmsley - looks like Stephen Hawking, only he's actually cuter. Besides, Helmsley always has an 'I smell s***' look on her face. Or did. I bet lots of people are glad she's gone.

Jack Nicholson - doesn't he have such bright eyes....for a nightmare.

Posted at 7:58PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Yucko

51. What about Pricilla Presley

Posted at 4:50PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Nicolaney

52. shannon tweed

Posted at 8:30PM on Nov 16th 2007 by flamers

53. also shannon tweed

Posted at 9:23PM on Nov 15th 2007 by flamers

54. A HUGE missed opportunity - Rachael Ray!

Posted at 10:58PM on Nov 15th 2007 by chad b

55. Helmsley is DEAD- Osborne is kinda CUTE- Where's Rachel Ray and her stubby, fat fingers? HEIDI HAS METH-FACE- nasty!

Posted at 12:30AM on Nov 16th 2007 by Whatthe?!?!?

56. Kelly is beautiful.